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People's Blog • Harris Surges in 6th Grade Mock Election After Taylor Swift Endorsement

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Washington, DC -- National polling firms have confirmed that pop star Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris has shifted poll numbers significantly in the 9-12 year old girl demographic. According to the latest Rasmussen Reports numbers, Harris has secured 94% of the female vote in 6th grade mock elections nationwide.

According to pollster Rick Rickelburger, "Harris has been seeing extraordinary strong support since Taylor Swift's endorsement last week. The only way Donald Trump could possibly catch her now is if he ditched JD Vance and chose Barbie as his new running mate. Riding a pink unicorn to press events would help, too."

Statistics: Posted by Panem Et Circenses — 9/16/2024, 4:35 pm



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